Who will come forth and wield their tools to make me this bed? It's a Pottery Barn bed that cost $1500 that quickly become my inspiration room that you can read all about here. When I told Jonathan, he said, "Well, that sounds like a good deal."
"That doesn't include mattresses, honey." (Guys don't know these things.)
"Oh, well, that's a horrible deal."
My point exactly. Let me know if you see another less-expensive, already made version. Or if you want to volunteer your labor. I'm serious.